50 Things I Almost Did a ’50 things’ List About

by Lori Dwyer on July 6, 2010 · 24 comments

It’s the Blog This 50th Challenge and they want a list of ‘Fifty Things‘. I ran out of time got procrastinating decided to enter at the last minute couldn’t get past number seven for any of them had so many brilliant ideas, here is my list of Fifty Things I Almost Wrote A List of 50 Things About. Enjoy! Or something.

  • 50 things you didn’t know about clowns.
  • 50 reasons I am awesome.
  • 50 reasons I make a great Girl Guide.
  • 50 meals to cook in under 20 minutes, using only a bowl, a spoon and your microwave.
  • 50 things my husband does to really p*ss me off.
  • 50 of the best kid’s shows on free to air TV.
  • 50 things you didn’t know about me.
  • 50 things you didn’t want to know about me.
  • 50 reasons Aussies are awesome.
  • 50 things to do before I die.
  • 50 good reasons to breastfeed.
  • 50 things I like to Google.
  • 50 things I’m scared to Google.
  • 50 things I’m scared to admit I Google.
  • 50 conclusive facts to prove Google is attempting to take over the Earth the InterWebs.
  • 50 Reasons as to why that’s a very bad thing.
  • 50 of the worst cups of coffee ever made (top 30 made by me).
  • 50 of the Daily Telegraph’s best headlines.
  • 50 reasons drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
  • 50 reasons I should not cook. Really, really should not cook.
  • (oh Good Lord,is anyone actually counting these….?)
  • 50 of the most annoying children’s toys.
  • 50 reasons I hate Yo Gabba Gabba.
  • And Dorothy the Dinosaur.
  • 50 medications not to mix with alcohol.
  • 50 reasons not to live in Picton.
  • 50 sensational balloon animals- naked!
  • 50 celebrities on crack.
  • 50 things I would do if I had a gazillion dollars.
  • 50 things I would like you to do for me if you had one gazillion dollars.
  • 50 reasons Justin Beiber needs a good smack on the arse. Preferably from his mum.
  • And 50 reasons why that ain’t never gonna happen.
  • (Are we done yet? No? Almost? OK, a few more then..)
  • 50 reasons Sundays are the best days for chasing leprechauns.
  • 50 reasons a full moon is the only way to tell if you’re pregnant
  • 50 reasons Kevin Rudd is a dead-set spunk
  • (Really stretching the limits of believability here… You’re OK with that? Good then, let’s go on.)
  • 50 reasons MasterChef is actually a brainwashing cult led by Matt Preston.
  • 50 reasons pornography is good for the soul (sponsored by Google).
  • 50 ways to know if your computer loves you back.
  • 50 of the most anti-climatical ways to end a first date.
  • 50 amusing ways to worship roadkill.
  • (We’re just about there.. it’s the home stretch!)
  • 50 reasons I need an iPhone
  • 50 of the worst ‘pun intended’ names for Thai restaurants
  • 50 of the funkiest yogic Sanskrit chants
  • 50 things I call my kids other than their given names (and most of them are nice. Most of them).
  • 50 reasons you really should not eat that five day old pizza, Man.
  • 50 of the worst things to say to a laboring woman.
  • 50 of the best celebrities I have slept with in my fantasies.
  • (And praise heaven we are just about done)
  •  50 reasons my blog is just the most total awesomeness thing ever.

So… *cough*  there you have it. My list of 50 things I almost wrote a list of 50 things about. Made you giggle? Good. Go vote for me. They have, like, prizes and stuff.

And if there’s any on there you actually want to see the full 50 list of (really?), let me know and I just may write it. Maybe.

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    Eliza July 12, 2010 at 10:39 am

    so this made me laugh out loud and I thought it was Hillarious! great list! gets my vote xxx


    M. Drew Emmick July 12, 2010 at 7:24 am

    I love it!


    Anita July 10, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Oh, a list of lists! Does it get any better?


    Jodie at Mummy Mayhem July 8, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    That is one impressive list, Lori!

    I give you: 50 reasons why Lori can write great lists! haha….


    Capricorn Link July 8, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Great list! I wanna see the 50 reasons not to live in Picton! Being a Campbelltown girl orginally I would def get a laugh from that list. I know Picton too well! You could start with…it's the arse end of the world!


    ezymay July 8, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Oh my dear you truly are one of the funniest ppl I know!!! I'd love to see some of those lists!!!


    Hollywood Geek Chic July 8, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Love the list! Following you simply because I've fell in love with your cute page and want everyone to see your amazing button!!!


    Found you through Twitter btw. @Hollywood__Chic


    Leila {That Random Leila} July 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Haha that was awesome!


    lori July 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    You're such a clever Aussie! I wanna see 50 meals you can make with a bowl a spoon and your microwave.


    toushka July 7, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    well I think I need to write a new entry entitled "50 reasons Lori's list is better than mine"


    Thea July 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    YES! I want to see

    •50 reasons Sundays are the best days for chasing leprechauns

    You are too funny!! :)


    Michelle July 7, 2010 at 11:21 am

    now that's a list!!!!


    Liz July 7, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Love this.


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    Christie July 6, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    You are so funny!! Great list! xx


    Amy xxoo July 6, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    Love your entry Lori – much more original than mine. Still, i'm afraid i'm going to have to vote for myself…. i want that prize!


    Kimberly July 6, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    You are too much girl ;) You never fail to make me giggle :)


    Brenda July 6, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    Oops my bad, still delayed by about 2 hours. At least it's not 6 hours anymore. Heh.


    Brenda July 6, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    OMG! Your feed is not delayed anymore! Yeehah!

    Love your very unique list. Will vote for yah soonish.xx


    Tania July 6, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    I would actually like to see all of the lists… that should keep you busy for a while LOL

    Love it Lori – well written and great for a giggle


    Maxabella July 6, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    I would love to see some of those lists, Lori! Especially the Masterchef, annoying toys and child nicknames. Funny stuff.


    Eva Gallant July 6, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    You are borderline insane, which is why I follow you.


    Madmother July 6, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Well, you've inspired me to join in after a long absense, but if I had no inspiration before after this I now am screwed. You go girl!


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