Let’s Play “What The Hell Is That?!”

by Lori Dwyer on September 15, 2010 · 17 comments

Howdly doodly readeroonies,

It’s time for the first-and-possibly-only-ever game of “What The Hell Is That?!” here at RRSAHM.

Object One.

This one’s a multiple choice, mmmkay? Is the following object

a) An after-dinner mint from a cheap and nasty family restaurant?


b) A tampon?

*Answer to this one published tomorrow. I know, it’ll keep you up tonight.

Object Two

This is more of a comprehension-style question.

The Man seems to think that these are, in fact, relaxing gel eye-pad thingies. You know the ones. And the Man also seems to think that I stole them from the ooh-la-la ShangriLa hotel where we stayed recently for our first wedding anniversary.

I can positively assure you that I did not pinch them. I promise. I’m not that kinda chick. And they are not freaking relaxing gel eye-pad thingies (Which I wouldn’t have time to use anyway, so why would I steal them, Man, why?? And, secondly, if I pinched them from the hotel, why would they say “Playboy”? And where the hell is my chocolate? No. Wait…. What?). The question is, for the Man’s benefit- What the hell are those?*

*For the answer, please turn your computer monitor upside down. No.. wait.. don’t. Here it is.

** *Ahem*. Evidently, this post has been in the drafts folder for a while. Becausewhen I wrote it, that link took you directly to the page for the identical product as the one in my picture. A page that no longer exists. So I’ve linked the next best thing. Just imagine them branded Playboy. Yep, chicken fillets. And not the eatin’ kind. Be-be-b’jerk!! (And that’s a chicken noise. Obviously.)

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marketingtomilk September 26, 2010 at 5:14 am

What what was the friggin' answer……don't leave me hangin RRSAHM



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Sarah September 16, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Heh I know exactly what the first one is & where it comes from LOL!


Kamarine September 16, 2010 at 1:38 pm

I'd say some sort of chewy mint. But not sure..


alliecat September 16, 2010 at 9:20 am

Damn! Link wasn't working! Now I'll have to bloody google it!


alliecat September 16, 2010 at 9:19 am

My first thought was tampon, before I read what you had written, but my final guess goes back to the mint. Or nougat or something edible. I hope. I think. Oh dear….

As for number two, I am going for bra fillers of the chicken fillet variety, only less chicken fillet-ey. The only reason I disagree with The Frantic Mother above, is because these are made by Playboy intimates, and I doubt that company has much interest in breastfeeding mamas. And if they do, they shouldn't.

Off now to see if I was right!


Amy xxoo September 16, 2010 at 7:47 am

Methinks the first one is a cheap after dinner mint – i've never seen a tampon wrapped up like a xmas bon-bon before…


Nadiah September 16, 2010 at 4:50 am

If it's a tampon it wouldn't be in that wrapper, so it has to be a mint. My advice is, don't eat it either way.


Good Golly Miss Holly! September 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Lori, if you wrapped a tampon in shrink wrap yourself then I am handing you the sick girl crown! Bahahaha


Bri September 15, 2010 at 11:54 pm

Well I am hoping it's a tampon, I'd rather a tampon that looked like an after dinner mint than the other way around. Yikes!


MMBB September 16, 2010 at 9:43 am

It's a lolly! Some girls from school used to get ones like that from the hospital in dif colours, plus if you look close you can see the lines that go the 'other' way :P


Jen September 15, 2010 at 10:48 pm

I tried turning the screen upsidedown but the ever helpful iPhone flipped it around the right way again for me :p. I'm going tampon for the first pic and um…those heat bags you put in the microwave but they're for your boobs? Or..ooo..are they to sit on when you have an..um…haemeroid? (sp?) so you can feel playboy sexy while your buttwarse is in agony! :p


life in a pink fibro September 15, 2010 at 10:20 pm

Hmm. I'm voting for cheap after dinner mint and, as the link is not working but goes to bras and things, chicken fillet boob uplifty things. Why you would steal those from anywhere I have no idea.


A Daft Scots Lass September 15, 2010 at 10:18 pm

Its a tampon less the stringie


The Frantic Mother. September 16, 2010 at 5:54 am

Eww on the first on. I am gonna have to say a mint. On the second one those look like heating packs for breast feeding mamas.


Eva Gallant September 16, 2010 at 12:38 am

I'm going for tampon on the first one and I have no clue on the second one, unless they contain a thong for a man.


Argentum Vulgaris September 15, 2010 at 10:28 pm

I'm going to play dumb… it's difficult on a Wednesday extract your foot from your mouth. LOL



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