Yep, I’ve got a love bite on my boobie. No, it’s not from my husband.

by Lori Dwyer on February 3, 2010 · 5 comments

Well, after taking about 15 photos in an effort to graphically illustrate this blog entry, I finally came up with one that is only mildly pornographic, mostly because it features only a tiny bit of me, and a large bit of my kitchen sink. So, unless there a lot of people into that kind of thing, it won’t attract too many weirdos*

So, yeah, I gotta hickey on my boob. In the spirit of being amusing, I’ll give you a multiple choice questionnaire as to how it got there.

Your options are

a) It’s the product of an illicit, sordid affair**

b) It was the end result of an incident that involved cat hair, a cardigan and a DustBuster.

c) It was caused by one very hungry baby strapped into a sling ten minutes past feed time.

Your time starts… now.

And… time’s up. Those who chose option c), give yourselves a pat on the back. Those of who chose option b), I’m quite impressed with your active imagination. Those who chose option a), I’m very, very disappointed in you. But thanks for playing.

*Not that I have anything against you weirdos.

** This position is currently open! Those wishing to apply, please contact 0410 RRSAHM. We choose not to discriminate against weirdos.

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Sarah February 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm


I had a giggle because as soon as I saw the picture I knew it was little miss Daisy.


lori February 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Aww c'mon – you know you want the weirdos – when your only label is "boobies"?? That's ok, I totally understand. A girl's gotta do something for a little fun!


Mee2 February 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

I have to say that I'd rather have 15 pictures of your boobs than 500 pictures of rocks. But that's just me.

(and please, please don't take this the wrong way. I'm not some weirdo, and I promise I'm not stalking you.)


Mee2 February 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm

I love the layout for your blog. I couldn't find any I liked a while back when I was looking at pyzam. I'm jealous!

Thanks for your comment, and yeah! that is a lot of pictures. I started to wonder if I was lying, but there were lots of places where I was taking pictures of the same thing a couple of times over. Then there was a part when the 5 kids were running around in a field and I took MANY pictures of those. Seems stupid, but I figured that since I don't really know what I'm doing, I'd need to take lots and lots of pictures to get a good one.


Mee2 February 4, 2010 at 4:44 am

Porn is good. :o) Kitchen sinks, I can do without. When I was in high school one of my friends babysat 2 little kittens. While she was sleeping both of these little fur balls would get up 1 on each side and suck her ears. She had hickeys on her earlobes for 2 weeks straight.


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