If I were, I’d be…

by Lori Dwyer on May 29, 2010 · 15 comments

If I were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be way past bedtime.

If I were a planet, I’d be a star.

If I were an animal, I’d be a stretched out pussycat.

If I were a direction, I’d be the good witch of the East.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a huge, comfy ottoman.

If I were a liquid, I’d be Coca Cola.

If I were a gemsotone, I’d be a pink diamond.

If I were a tree, I’d be a flame tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a Swiss army knife.

If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the dry heat of a bushfire summer.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an acoustic guitar.

If I were a color, I’d be purple with pink polka dots.

If I were an emotion, I’d be childish exuberance.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon.

If I were a sound, I’d be the last hurrah.

If I were an element, I’d be Cu Co3.

If I were a car, I’d be a clapped out VW beetle with a peace sign on the bonnet.

This image stolen from Car Domain.

If I were a food, I’d be jellybeans.

If I were a place, I’d be right here.

If I were a material, I’d be skinny corduroy.

If I were a taste, I’d be fairy floss.

If I were a scent, I’d be lavender and cigarette smoke.

If I were a body part, I’d be the ankle.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a tongue stuck out.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be my old Converse sneakers.

Image pinched from Flickr

Way cool meme, huh? I don’t know where it started which is annoying, so if it yours and you’d like to claim it, please do so. Kristin at Wanderlust tagged me. Because, really, after I run out of my humongous backlog of drafts, I’m gonna be totally stuck for ideas.

Whatever-o. Tagging the usual suspects…

Lucy @ Diminshing Lucy

Mel @ SugerCoat It.

TeacherMommy @ Diapers and Dragons

Sarah @ Just Me

Brenda @ MummyTime.

Enjoy the weekend, blogoroonies.

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Teacher Mommy June 1, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Bwahahahaha!!!! I was all inspired and shit when she did this, so even though I hadn't been tagged by her in THAT meme, I already did it. So here's my response: http://diapersanddragons.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-i-were.html

And thank you for tagging me!


kate May 31, 2010 at 10:06 pm

If I were a place, I'd be right here. Good one!


The Empress May 31, 2010 at 12:04 am

Hello! I enjoyed THIS very much, and I'm going to have my children do this on Tuesday.

(I am a Homeschooler to 3 boys)

Followed you over from the query contest page comments, and glad I did.

This is just what I needed. Thank you!


Kimberly May 30, 2010 at 11:44 pm

That is the coolest thing eva! Love it!!!


Lori @ RRSAHM May 30, 2010 at 9:32 am

I just like ankles Katt. A truly underrated body bit ;)


Anonymous May 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Cute meme.
I'd say you were a bundle of contradictions though!
Daisy / army knife?


lori May 29, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Very cool. Makes you think about your answers and I would need a cocktail or two to ponder some of them.


Brenda May 29, 2010 at 2:53 pm

The day I learn how to spell is the day I consider myself a grown up. So there.


Brenda May 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

I really must do this meme now. Kristin tagged me too. Hehe.

And childsh exuberance?! Totally pinching that one!


Katt May 30, 2010 at 12:51 am

Hmm why the ankle?


Katie May 29, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Love the car.
Going to google flame tree soon as I am done here.


Wanderlust May 29, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Oh, I've tagged you in two memes have I? You must really love me. I'll be sure to make a habit of it. Love the VW with the peace sign.


Cinda May 29, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Oh I love this! Cute kitten:)


Mich May 29, 2010 at 11:23 am

on a bad day, reading your posts makes it better. Thanks for the smiles Lori.


Lucy May 29, 2010 at 9:36 am

Love that car…..


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