Aloha,
First off- for my overseas, non-Aussie readers, this post will make absolutely no sense. I’ll do my best to explain things as we go along. Think of the italics as subtitles, yes?
*Ahem*.
All of you who are living in Australia and have some form of connection to the outside world, be that the newspaper or twitter or carrier pigeons or whatever, will probably have heard by now that And Lee (funny dude who hosts drive time radio) and Megan Gale (smokin’ hot Aussie supermodel) have split. Altogether now- *awwwwww*. We loved Megan and Andy. Why? Because.. well… we love Megan. And Andy.
Megan is hot. We all know this. But she’s also nice. And she seems to have a sense of humor. She drinks beer and follows AFL (stupid Aussie version of regular football where all the blokes wear tiny shorts and jump all over the place). She also took her famous self into a sex shop to buy this riding crop, to go with this outfit for the races.
She’s the brunette. Cool, huh?
Andy is funny. (In that stupid kind of way where he and his best mate get paid to run amok, dress in chick’s clothes, and eat strange things). And kind of hot. But no one realised Andy was hot, until he was dating Megan Gale.
Anywhats. Andy and Megan hook up, all is well.
Fast forward a coupla years, Andy and Megan release a rather humorous statement saying they’ve broken up, two months beforehand. And everyone was sad.
Fast forward another three weeks, and Megan has hooked up with young AFL player (see above for AFL definition), who is not funny (that we know of), but probably hotter than Andy. And he is a giant 210 cm’s tall (about 19 feet. Not really. But tall). Which made everyone even sadder-er. Because, as we can see, he is quite the intelligent looking bloke not.
And now we get to the point of the post.
I just feel really sorry for Andy.
It’s not just me, right? Poor bloke. He gets dumped (Allegedly. Rampant speculation) by a supermodel. Who then hooks up with a footy player (read that as ‘jock who probably likes to get his penis out with his mates‘). And, as we all know from high school, the footy player with his penis out is the antithesis and nemesis of the funny nerd (geek, dork, loser). Or something.
Which makes Andy seem… kind of…. hard done by. Like his ego may be a little bit bruised, and he needs a big cuddle.
So, I hereby declare RRSAHM to be the home of the Official Andy Lee Sympathy Association.
Not that we’re trying to demasculate you any further, Andy. We’re not. Really.We just feel sorry for you, is all.
So, officially- Andy, we feel for you mate. (Bro). It can’t be easy. Please consider this post one great big signed sympathy card from the women of Australia- nay, the world. In fact, consider this one massive group hug, where we all pour you cups of tea and say things to irritate you, like “It’s all part of life’s rich tapestry”,and “There’s plenty more fish in the sea”. And yadda yadda yadda. We know you’re putting on a brave face, Andy. We love you for it.
All those in favour of joining the Andy Lee Sympathy Association, please leave a comment saying ‘Ay’.I’m sure he’ll appreciate it.
*Images pinched from various Australia news websites, and are named for the places they’re stolen from. Ner.
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Soz peeps that message was 2 everyone not a reply 2 person above whoops!
Co'mon guys Andy is single now n that means its time 2 pounce! Besides don't feel upset about Megan she is a gaybo n obviously full of herself!!!! Andy is sweet xoxo and hamish haha
Ay
Ay! Lurve Hamish & Andy. Did alot for geeks everywhere…making hot girls think twice before ditching a guy for being nerdy. But, c'mon Andy, if you didn't want to put a ring on it after 4 years…me thinks his self-esteem was still in the 'she's out of my league & I'm undeserving' stage. Which is sad, because Hamish & Andy do have to grow up one day. And seriously, who's going to want to date Andy now, they'll forever be compared (probably less favorably) than Ms G. And who wouldn't want a rebound fling with a 22 year old Carlton supporter (Andy's fave team by the by!!). I went out and bought a Lexus Hybrid SUV for my midlife crisis. She already owns one…so I guess a supersize me strapping young lad seemed like the next big thing. Go girl!
Ay
I love Andy such a funny man
they were ideally, the perfect couple. Every girl wants a guy to make her laugh.
I thought that they'd have tied the knot this year.
but as Megan has said, why waste more time in a relationship that isnt going anywhere?
but i do feel for Andy….
CourtneyB ^^^ that's too funny (and… hmmm… true).
Well said, Lori. I hereby add my name to the list. I'm a bit disappointed in her – says me, who doesn't know her from a bar of soap.
Ay. Here dear, let me pour you another tea.
Long live the geek.
Everybody is assuming he is sad or suffering. I never bought that he was that into her. For me it was more to impress his mates. He liked to Bragg a lot about being in bed with her. The only thing he said about her in interviews was that she was out of his league. Had the chance to marry her in four years, but weren't even engaged?. Come on that was his choice. I guess he doesn't have to pretend anymore.
Hi Darling , its your husband here , just had to comment ,, M.Gail is the bomb , sexy sophisticated , dam M.G for being so sexy , you have a crush on man vs wild ,whats his name again ….. and i like m.g. and i like you more . but M>Gail will look like a midget next too that Young Bloke who plays Aireal pingpong .. does that make her a Cougar ..lol , or picking up a new boy so soon , does that make her a ganger ???? Sex bomb Sex bomb M.G you can turn me on , xo
Definately.
Uhh YOU FORGOT THE MASSIVE AGE DIFFERENCE. Seriously, and the fact she split from Andy because she "couldn't see it going anywhere" what? It took you 4 years to realise this? Ok then…
Megan Gale, you used to be cool. What happened?
Ay.
Yeah, I was disappointed when I read that she'd already hooked up with someone else. I like her, I think she is down to earth and real. But then again I always did think Andy had done really well for himself there! I feel sorry for any future woman Andy hooks up with, imagine the comparisons…..
FUCKING AY!
See what I did there?
I have a soft spot for Andy. And Hamish.
I have a soft spot for Megan Gale too.
Now dinner parties are going to get awkward at my house now. Damn!
How did I not hear about this? Ohhh Andy. {{Huggs}}
a footballer?! really? who does that anymore?
fucken AY.
I love Andy Lee. Love him lots.
Ay, I don't think I like Megan anymore.
What was she thinking??
"allegedly" she broke it off cos he wouldnt commit – and she thinks a 22yr old AFL will? sigh… Andy you deserve better!
Andy will be fine Lori. No need to feel sad for him. Megan is rebounding in all her 35 year old glory trying to get over the fact that the biological clock is ticking and her long-term love did not want to marry her (even though she is one of the hottest women alive). I see the ball was in Andy's court here and he chose chess instead
Ay! The funny, cute, dorky dude will almost always get my vote over a boofheaded athlete ( unless the boofheaded athlete is also funny and internally dorky ).
The well-muscled athletes are good for a one night stand or a rebound relationship, but its the Andy Lee's of the world who are the keepers…
Ay. But in the words of a woman i admire….. (*ahem*) la la la la laaaaarrrr ok here it goes….
IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!
poor bugger!
AY!!! Really – a sports person, Megan? Why don't you just skip ahead to doing a stupid advert while you swear on a beach, throw a ring down the loo, get your sports car stolen and then get a previous lover to text nude pics of you to everyone and slip into obscurity and shame for all time.
And I totally vote for a button!
I'm both a Megan fan and an Andy fan, but you're right – I do feel a bit for poor Mr Lee. TALSA should have a button we can all put on our blogs :p
I ❤ Andy… feel so bad for him!
he's had the supermodel seal of approval already – he will be fine.
I went through a similar thing when Sandra Bullock split up with her man. I've sent her many mails, texts, and packages of my used underwear, but so far she has not replied. Unless you count the court order…
Ay!!
I like a spunky underdog as much as the next girl
xxxCate
Oh Andy Lee, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for farting….. *sigh*
Ay
For Sure. Megan are you channeling Lara Bingle?
Funny trumps 210cm every time.
Andy, come to Mumma xox