If I Had A Fetsh, It Would Be Shoes.

by Lori Dwyer on May 5, 2010 · 7 comments

Happy Boobquake Day!

Well, not really. Boobquake Day was last week. Kristin filled me in. She was encouraging people to dress immodestly for the day, to see if we could, in fact, cause an earthquake. It’s a long story.

Whatever. As I mentioned in the comments section, I dress immodestly every day. In fact, I have been known to vacuum in f*ck me boots. Kind of like this.

Except, of course, with f*ck me boots. Which, for the uninitiated, are these. I believe they are otherwise known as ‘kinky boots’. I think f*ck me boots works much better. And then, of course, there are Gosford boots. But never mind that, that’s a Sydney joke.

Anyway. Moving on.

A dude named Badger who lives in Vienna happened across my comment, and popped by my blog to ask

a) What are fuck me boots?
b) Why does he always marry the wrong woman first?

I’m pleading the Fifth on question b). But I did stop by his blog and answer question a). And told him not to be so bloody silly. Who vacuums in f*ck me boots? No one. I much prefer to vacuum in these.


Now that’s talent!

Unfortunately for my husband, that’s not exactly true. I am not a fetishist. Not that I’d admit to you lot anyway. Unless mouth orgasms by chocolate count..,? Probably not. So, no fetish here. But if I did have a fetish, it would most definitely be shoes.

So here. Enjoy. Some gratuitous shoes, from the sublime to the ridiculous, for your viewing pleasure. What a turn on, eh?

And personal favorites, totally pinched from Mel’s Funky Fuchsia Friday…

Oh yeah, there we go. Just like an orgasm. With heels.

ETA- Thanks to Sarah, for correcting that potentially embarrassing mishap- Gosford, not Hornsby. Halfway to the entrance.. right?
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lori May 9, 2010 at 10:21 pm

Those are gorgeous! Lovin the pink and black number. These days though, I'm more apt to go for comfort. Do they make f**k me flip flops?


Kellyansapansa May 7, 2010 at 7:22 am

They were called FM boots in my neck of the woods … "follow me home and f*** me"! You have some hawt shoes there.

PS – you've been tagged gorgeous :o)



The Fat Lady May 6, 2010 at 10:59 am


*can't talk, drooling*


Amy xxoo May 6, 2010 at 8:03 am

I want both pairs of fuschia heels – do you think you could arrange that for me Lori?


Wanderlust May 6, 2010 at 12:22 am

So wish you had the kind of comment widget I could attach pictures to. Damn you woman!

When I come to Sydney for real I'm going to beat you with a shoe.


Ratz May 5, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Why don't you just kill me Lori… Ha ha ha…. oooooooo ha ha ha…..

I would wear all of them except for the f** me ones… Oooooh i'll what 5'4 wearing them!!!! hehehehe


Sarah May 5, 2010 at 10:00 pm

Shoe porn!

PS, why Hornsby? We always called them Gosford boots ;)


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