Not Quite A Porno.

by Lori Dwyer on September 5, 2013 · 9 comments

A few weeks before I left the TinyTrainHouse, Ambi Pur was nice enough to send me their Ambi Pur Home Transformation Squad for the day. Being slightly scatterbrained as I am, I actually forgot to write it up on my blog until… well… now.

Sorry about that, Ambi Pur. I do realise that whatever point you were trying to make is probably no longer relevant or measurable. But it was pretty damn awesome, so I will tell my readers about it anyway.

It was just like a porno. Only not.

The storyline was about right. Young, bored housewife is surfing Reddit one weekday morning. A trio of male cleaners appear at the door. They are all a bit spunky, dressed in jeans and leather jackets, and white Ambi Pur t–shirts. They present the young housewife with a huge, dazzling bouquet of flowers.

Ambi Pur


And that’s when things get really debaucherous. Using their long, unwieldy hoses and high pressured spray guns, the three men lunge into action…

And proceed to clean the entirety of the bored young woman’s house. From top to bottom. And leave it smelling sweet and fresh and delightful.

As I said, just like porn, only not. Alternative pornography,  for time-poor women everywhere. A fantasy come true- three guys, literally cleaning your house (not a euphemism), all day long.


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kpev September 9, 2013 at 10:10 am

I *so* want this. Like, really. How on earth do I get these delectable delights?


Chelsea September 6, 2013 at 11:01 pm

Close enough for me but better


Mel G September 6, 2013 at 7:47 pm

Aww man, how do I get them at my house??


Tracy September 6, 2013 at 7:36 pm

Nothing sexier than a man cleaning your house! ‘Can I come home and wash your dishes’ is such a winning pick-up line!


Lori September 6, 2013 at 1:59 pm

Oh that actually sounds better than sex right now. I’d love to have a clean house!
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Sheri Bomb September 6, 2013 at 1:54 pm

Oh yeah! Get those bits of fluff under the couch! Faster, deeper! haha
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Whoa, Molly! September 6, 2013 at 9:18 am

Oh, baby. A clean house really gets my engine revving.


(No, but really. The foreplay could be my special man or lady friend doing the dishes, or mopping the floors. By the time it’s done? READY TO GO!)
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Spag September 6, 2013 at 7:41 am

This made me bahaha out loud. I just got this vision of you being… And doing the shimmy….
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Marianne September 6, 2013 at 1:27 am

Sounds like my idea of a fantasy come true!
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