5ive Things I Hate About You.

by Lori Dwyer on June 13, 2010 · 12 comments

Not, not really. I just like that phrase. It fires up my inner Miley Cyrus. That can only be a good thing- right?

Once again, I’ve been tagged by quite a few people in a meme. The latest was Katie at No missed Oppurtunites, so she gets the credit.

And the meme goes like this….

Where were you five years ago?
Just at the end of my transition from uni student to full time clown. At a pretty darn good place in my life, actually. Oh, and I was living in a tiny little flat with the dimensions of a shoebox on the Wrong Side of the Tracks. When I moved here, to the leafy ‘burbs, the absence of sirens actually kept me awake at night.


Where would you like to be five years from now?
Erm. Still here, breathing, is my only requirement. Anything else is a bonus. Another baby, maybe? Maybe. Or maybe a Real Job.

Five Things On Your To Do List for today?

*Change sheets
*Dust (it’s not dust, OK? It’s a post feminist statement).
* Buy a new nose stud. For the eight millionth time.
*Call best friend’s other best friend to arrange a bridal shower for fore-mentioned best friend.
*Chop up taco stuff for dinner.

Five Snacks You Enjoy.

*Tofu
*Sushi
*Raw vegetables
*Lentils
*Hahaha not really. Got you there, didn’t I? Thought you were on the wrong blog for a second!

Looks healthy, doesn’t it? Look again, people. That’s chocolate sushi.

What Are Five Things You Would Do If You Were A Billionaire?
*I’m actually not going to answer this question properly. Because if I were a billionaire, I could do just about any damn thing I wanted. And I would have a lot of trouble restricting myself to five things. Oh. Hold on, wait…
*Donate heaps of money to charity. Providing it’s tax deductible.
*World peace. 
*Feed starving penguins  the scraps from my five star chef’s meals.

I am so joking. I promise. No hate mail, OK? *sigh* Alright then, if you must.

When your finished writing your nasty emails, I’m tagging the following bloggers… (if they haven’t already done this meme by the time I publish this post. Which is highly possible).

Thea at Do I Really Wanna Blog
Yankee Lori at Tiny Little Revervies
The Fabulous Lady at BM-I Don’t Care
Allison at Life In A Pink Fibro

Happy meme-time!
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Sarah June 14, 2010 at 3:35 pm

You know, all I got from that post was…..

Another baby & chocolate sushi.

Both of which…. AWESOME!!

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Lori @ RRSAHM June 14, 2010 at 12:17 pm

@Lulu- I actually had met the Man, but we weren't a couple. Marriage and babies,I thought that was years off!!

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Katie June 14, 2010 at 5:30 am

You DID get me with that snack list. I was reading thinking "what the…hell..is..???…oh…she was fooling. THANK GOD!"

I am still on a mission to get you those CHOCOLATE covered chips. You may need to wait until winter…our winter.. I will get them there if I have to deliver them myself!!

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lori June 14, 2010 at 4:59 am

oooh, that sounds fun – thanks! Chocolate that looks like sushi – that's wild. I saw a recipe for a cake that looks like a catbox. That looked pretty cool.

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Kristy June 14, 2010 at 4:58 am

UNI – which UNI? I did grad work at University of Northern Iowa…

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Mrs Woog June 13, 2010 at 9:26 pm

tag me next time… no one listens anyway.
So loving your readings

Mrs Woog
xoxoxo

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Lulu June 13, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Nice meme!!

SO 5 years ago had you met your hub? 5 years ago I had met my hub but was still a uni student…didn`t graduate until end of 2005…and marriage and babies were not even on the radar. Or so I thought.

I like to snack on cheese. Or cheese that looks like chocolate would be okay. Or chocolate that looks like cheese. I am not picky.

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Thea June 13, 2010 at 8:42 pm

Thanks for the tag…yep, done it…here it is

http://doireallywannablog.blogspot.com/2010/06/5ive-things.html

Loved yours. Great answers!! :)

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Kellyansapansa June 13, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Love it!

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Brenda June 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm

I draw the line on chocolate sushi. That's just wrong. Yes, I am a sushi snob. Snort.

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Wanderlust June 13, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Lentils. Who snacks on lentils? I don't think you're taking this meme seriously. If you win a billion dollars, I'll incorporate as a charity, k? I'll even make lentils for you.

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Katt June 13, 2010 at 6:38 pm

<3

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