Picture related, but totally not. It’s me in felt. Thanks so much Jenny– I love!! |
If I Were, I’d Be….
If I were a month, I’d be the November rain.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d still be way past bedtime.
If I were a planet, I’d be a star. I’d be a super nova who’s not quite yet a black hole… just.
If I were an animal, I’d still be a pussycat, but curled up this time, no longer stretched out in the sun.
If I were a direction, I’d be forward..
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d just be a milk crate..
If I were a liquid, I’d be something viscous.
If I were a gemsotone, I’d be a diamond, uncut, raw.
If I were a tree, I’d still be a flame tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be that pen that is mightier than the sword.
If I were a flower, I think I’d still be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the Sydney’s last unSummer.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d still be an acoustic guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be black and blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be flinching dissent.
If I were a fruit, I’d be still watermelon.
If I were a sound, I’d still be the last hurrah.
If I were an element, I’d be the alchemist’s gold.
If I were a car, I wouldn’t be… I’d walk.
If I were a food, I’d still be jellybeans.
If I were a place, I’d still be right here.
If I were a material, I’d be washed out flannelette.
If I were a taste, I might still be fairy floss… or the metallic penny-under-your-tongue, a side effect that comes with anti-depressant medications. Or both.
If I were a scent, I’d be lavender and liquorice and cigarettes.
If I were a body part, I’d be big blue eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d still be a tongue stuck out…followed by middle finger stuck up, and a smile.
If I were a pair of shoes, I wouldn’t be… I’d go barefoot. But I’d keep those old Cons in the back of my wardrobe somewhere… just in case I needed them.
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I love that you're bringing back Muse Wars. When I started it, I was so full of ideas and inspiration. Then I got sick and my muse, she vanished.
Maybe you can coax her back, Lori.
The pen that is mightier than the sword. YES. I've written about the power in your blogging journey here: http://destinationdenouement.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/secret-ingredient-in-blogging.html
Kindest regards.
Love your 'If I were, I'd Be' revisited. Must have been so interesting to go back to it. Here's mine http://mummyateme.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/if-i-were-id-be.html
Nice blog, and very colorful, I had to read with my sunglasses on! I just started a blog and this tells me I need to do a better design, thanks for that
Regards
Tim
I don't usually get into Memes either. But loving this one and a return to the good old days.
As you know i'm in need of blog motivation so i am SO stealing this!
I don't usually get into the memes, but I really like this one.
Love the felt too, by the way.
Love the felt Lori and her brave, bright jelly beans; Love the fantastic hat!
Sunshine on you!
Hmmm.
Didn't really get into the meme's.
So glad Muse Wars is a coming back… tried a couple of times to resurect, to no avail. I do have a Muse Wars group on DP though!
Maybe we can get any takers to join up???
xx