If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be way past bedtime.
If I were a planet, I’d be a star.
If I were an animal, I’d be a stretched out pussycat.
If I were a direction, I’d be the good witch of the East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a huge, comfy ottoman.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Coca Cola.
If I were a gemsotone, I’d be a pink diamond.
If I were a tree, I’d be a flame tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Swiss army knife.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the dry heat of a bushfire summer.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an acoustic guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be purple with pink polka dots.
If I were an emotion, I’d be childish exuberance.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon.
If I were a sound, I’d be the last hurrah.
If I were an element, I’d be Cu Co3.
If I were a car, I’d be a clapped out VW beetle with a peace sign on the bonnet.
If I were a food, I’d be jellybeans.
If I were a place, I’d be right here.
If I were a material, I’d be skinny corduroy.
If I were a taste, I’d be fairy floss.
If I were a scent, I’d be lavender and cigarette smoke.
If I were a body part, I’d be the ankle.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a tongue stuck out.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be my old Converse sneakers.
Way cool meme, huh? I don’t know where it started which is annoying, so if it yours and you’d like to claim it, please do so. Kristin at Wanderlust tagged me. Because, really, after I run out of my humongous backlog of drafts, I’m gonna be totally stuck for ideas.
Whatever-o. Tagging the usual suspects…
Lucy @ Diminshing Lucy
Mel @ SugerCoat It.
TeacherMommy @ Diapers and Dragons
Sarah @ Just Me
Brenda @ MummyTime.
Enjoy the weekend, blogoroonies.
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Bwahahahaha!!!! I was all inspired and shit when she did this, so even though I hadn't been tagged by her in THAT meme, I already did it. So here's my response: http://diapersanddragons.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-i-were.html
And thank you for tagging me!
If I were a place, I'd be right here. Good one!
Hello! I enjoyed THIS very much, and I'm going to have my children do this on Tuesday.
(I am a Homeschooler to 3 boys)
Followed you over from the query contest page comments, and glad I did.
This is just what I needed. Thank you!
That is the coolest thing eva! Love it!!!
I just like ankles Katt. A truly underrated body bit
Cute meme.
I'd say you were a bundle of contradictions though!
Daisy / army knife?
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Very cool. Makes you think about your answers and I would need a cocktail or two to ponder some of them.
The day I learn how to spell is the day I consider myself a grown up. So there.
I really must do this meme now. Kristin tagged me too. Hehe.
And childsh exuberance?! Totally pinching that one!
Hmm why the ankle?
Love the car.
Going to google flame tree soon as I am done here.
Oh, I've tagged you in two memes have I? You must really love me. I'll be sure to make a habit of it. Love the VW with the peace sign.
Oh I love this! Cute kitten:)
on a bad day, reading your posts makes it better. Thanks for the smiles Lori.
Love that car…..