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- ► May
- The Jungle.
- Guestage- Depression.
- The Sunset in Borneo.
- Lori, Gone Wild. #BloggersToBorneo
- The View From Here.
- That's Anxiety, Too.
- Countdown to Borneo- Seven Days.
- Morbid.
- Burlesque and Some BodyLove.
- Countdown To Borneo: 13 Days
- A Different Kind Of Missing Someone.
- My Son Has Been Kidnapped and Replaced With Some Kind of Alien.
- ► April
- Seamless.
- The Sticks.
- Being A 'Good Mum' (And Other Righteous BullSh*t).
- Operation: Borneo
- Why Does School Pick Up Suck So Much?
- A Mother's Day GiveAway (To make up for all those other presents you'll get).
- That's Love.
- The Most Amazing Man In The Universe.
- For Rachel.
- The Asylum, Part Two.
- The Asylum
- A Holy Parenting Pinnacle.
- The Bus On Putty Road
- Tastes Like Teen Spirit.
- Introvert.
- Muse Wars, Round Five- Paragraphs.
- ► March
- Wallow.
- Just Another Whinging Blog Post.
- Absolutley Terrified.
- Lulu.
- Why 'Goddess' was the worst movie I've ever seen.
- The Pursuit of Happyness.
- "Never get between a lioness and her cubs..." - Darrell and DFAT And What Happened Next.
- Karma Blockers.
- Healing.
- Gastronomical Subterfuge
- Black.
- Resisting The Temptation To Eat Your Children.
- I'm Afraid Of Aeroplanes. #BloggersToBorneo
- The Muse Wars- Round Five
- Doona Days
- How Not To Write A Guest Post.
- ► February
- A Prayer For My Daughter.
- Lori Gets A Nose Job.
- The Circus
- Guestage- Can You Really Have It All?
- Temper.
- Teens
- This Is (Still) Not A Foodie Blog.
- The Fashionista
- My Boy
- Shut Up and Drive.
- Label All The Things
- Maybe That's Just Me...?
- What's A God?
- A Treasure Hunt. Of Sorts.
- Honeycomb. And Jellybeans.
- Retail Therapy
- A Different Kind of Grief
- I Get It.
- The Chop Does Big School- Part Two.
- I Used To Be Cool
- Valentine's Day and Vibrators (and Things That Start With F).
- The Maltings, Part Three- Ashes.
- ► January
- You're Stupid And I Hate You.
- The Chop Does Big School- Part One
- Bribing Small Children With Technology. And Readers With Prizes.
- Mirror Shards
- Your Mission For The Weekend- #BloggersToBorneo
- But All That Can Be Fixed.
- The Thing With Cats, Part Two.
- All Cars Are Girls
- Absolutely, Confrontatingly Gorgeous
- Eat
- My GrandMothers Things.
- I Can't Think Of A Name For This Post.
- Internet Dating v3.1- All Fun And Games.
- A Challenge To Australian Journalists- How Brave Are You?
- Make Up (Part Two, Faces).
- Clown Paint (Part One, Faces).
- Bubbles.
- The Hotel- Blue Mountains, Part Three.
- The Hotel- Blue Mountains, Part Two.
- New Year's Eve. 2012.
- ► 2012
- ► December
- F*ck Christmas.
- An Air-Gasm.
- Exploring the Putty Road.
- Trashing A Dress. Brilliantly.
- The Coolest Toy I've Ever Seen.
- You People Are Cool.
- The Chop's #BrilliantRoadTrip
- The RRSAHM #BrilliantRoadTrip
- Thirteen Days and Counting.
- On Death And Blame. And Stop It Already.
- Saying GoodBye To My Gran
- The Variety Santa Fun Run!
- On Loss and Grief and Madness.
- Very Bad Things.
- ► November
- The PatchWork Hospital- Blue Mountains, Part One.
- Guestage- "Things I Should Have Said To My Ex (F*ck You, Perhaps..?)"
- The Cure To Having Too Much To Do (and two very cute Santas).
- Internet Dating v 3.1- Someone Like You.
- Black and White- #BePNDAware
- The Super Huge Mega Awesome 'Welcome To Summer' #GiveAway
- Little Bits Of Almost Normal.
- Orange Utans. #BloggersToBorneo
- Internet Dating v 3.0- Dear Brad.
- Muse Wars, Round Four- Run
- The 'Other' Cat
- Forget iJealous. Here's Some Andr-Envy
- Cut
- The Mother I Could Have Been
- UnBirthdays
- Slipping, Slopping, Slapping, Seeking, Sliding
- Learning To Say 'No'
- My Little... Darling.
- ► October
- Five Minutes To Myself
- Holes.
- Reasons Not To Confuse 'Canyoning' with 'Caving'. And Other Adventures.
- EveryBody's Body Is (Still) Beautiful.
- The Thing With Cats
- Thy Geek Shall Inherit Thy Earth
- Blah Blah Blah.
- MeltDown.
- The Muse Wars- Round Four
- Sick Of Myself
- Big School
- The FarAway Place- #BloggersToBorneo
- Engelbert Does The #PBEvent
- A Whole Can Of Worms
- Guest Post- 'Hold Them Close Whilst Letting Go'
- Sucking.
- What's With The Jellybeans...?
- Vlogged- The Fairy Garden.
- Bearing Witness.
- What To Say When You Don't Know What To Say.
- Spring Clean, Part Two- White Vinegar
- ► September
- Spring Cleaning The TinyTrainHouse
- Blogging Is Just Weird.
- A Very, Very Long Time.
- Happy Birthday Fairy Girl
- We Do OK.
- Bloggers, Gone Wild.
- The Secret Garden- Australian Gothic, Part Two.
- The Secret Garden- Australian Gothic, Part One.
- Fly With Me.
- Suplication
- Maybe Not
- So. What Do You Think About Stuff...?
- Bitch- The Muse Wars, Round Three.
- Emotion Phobic
- Lori vs Jellybeans.
- The Laws of Attraction
- The Muse Wars- Round Three
- Full Meal Regression
- The Drop
- ► August
- Memory Is A Subjective Matter, Part Two
- Memory Is A Subjective Matter, Part One
- Fire, Part Two.
- This Place Is Yours
- Cat.
- A Voice To Speak.
- A Place To Be Heard.
- Spring
- Some Kind Of Tiny, Sacred Space For Me.
- The Little Lady of The House
- Coward
- "We Want To Be Heroes..."
- BullSh*t
- How To Pretend To Be A Craft Blogger.
- On Writing.
- Internet dating v2.2- The Very Disturbing Trend.
- Impact Statements- Government WorkPlace Bullying Review
- That Stupid Cat.
- So... Who Won The Big TV?
- Happy Birthday, Little Fox- Part Two
- Happy Birthday, Little Fox- Part One
- Michael- Muse Wars, Round Two.
- ► July
- Sin Eaters
- The Muse Wars- Round Two.
- Sticky Stuff, A Missing Cat and Thank Goodness This Week's Over.
- The Tunnels
- Pearls- July 25th.
- Naked
- Medicine Woman- Apothecary, Part Two.
- Liar, Liar...
- The Worst Cook In The World
- Running Away, Part Two.
- Running Away, Part One.
- Just A Pair Of Stupid Chooks.
- The Most Awesome GiveAway Ever
- When Hero Worship Goes Wrong- #nnb2012
- My Daughter
- From The Blog Of One Million Faces...
- Lori Runs Away And Finds Cool Stuff
- Something In The Water- The Muse Wars
- When Fan Heaters Attack.
- The Muse Wars.
- Dreams and Random Neurons
- $25, Well Spent.
- ► June
- Purr
- A Thousand Words
- Shrunk
- Charity For Charity's Sake
- The One Where I Exploit My Kid.
- Bad Romance
- Section Eight: Science, Non-Fiction- #ausdigitalfuture
- Salt
- The ICU Again
- "It's OK For You, You Like Kids..."
- The Maltings, Part Two- The Light.
- The Maltings, Part One- The Dark
- I'm Fine
- Somebody That I Used To Know
- Finger Lickin' Good.
- The Money Matters
- Australian Apothecary, Part One
- Pensieve
- "But They're Not Doing Anything Wrong At All!"
- Life Books
- ► May
- Not Funny.
- "What The F*ck..."
- Weltschmerz
- Sleep
- "It's Not A Vibrator, It's A..."
- To Grieve Publicly
- Spin Me Round- How To Make Funky Record Bowls
- The TTD Shield, Part Two.
- The TTD Shield, Part One
- Just Like That Other Show, Only Funkier...
- Blogging Green- Hot To Make Your Blog Carbon Neutral
- Sliding Doors
- The Tony "Toz" Dwyer Shield
- Promiscuity
- Internet Dating v2.1- My Last Duchess.
- Change The Rules, Change The Game...
- The Paid-For Post I Would Have Written For Free.
- Onion Nights.
- Vlogged- The Black Dog Ride
- The Bump Does Children Of The Corn
- The Black Dog Ride
- People Are Stupid.
- ► April
- Vlogged- Backyard Ink
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- The Biology of Teens
- That PTSD's A Bitch.
- SuperMum Returns.
- Dragons
- If I Were, I'd Be... In The After.
- Brave, Part Two
- Brave, Part One
- Fire
- The Brow Wax.
- Because I Love Them.
- Kidspot Ford Territory Top 50: Feel The Difference
- Madly
- Exhale.
- Inhale.
- Shed Five, Part Two
- Shed Five, Part One.
- Little Kids Wearing Make Up....
- Melted.
- The Garden of The Evening Star
- ► March
- How To Be A ProBlogger (Not Really).
- The Rules Of Urban Exploring
- Self-Narrative (Those Voices In Your Head)
- The God of Small Things
- Internet Dating, v 2.0- Mr Bad Date
- Karma
- Bitter
- Trees and Cars and The House and Stuff.
- Simple Biology
- 3 am.
- Making Plans
- Nature of Grief, Part Two- Daddy and The Stars.
- Hippies Shop Online, Too.
- Safe.
- Succubi
- 75252 (Working Title)
- The Tallest Poppy
- Abortion
- The Happy Vlog
- The Water, Part Two.
- ► February
- The Water, Part One.
- And Then You Die.
- Repotted.
- SuperHeroes
- Just Another Blogger
- The Nature of Grief, Part One.
- Feminity
- What Do You Really Need For A Newborn?
- Fairies.
- So, What Do You Do...?
- Chronic Procrastination
- Humble Pie
- The Train
- Emancipation.
- The iChild
- Britney.
- Haunted
- If Lucy Fell
- Stuff I Know About Blogging
- One In A Million
- Splinters
- #ChickenFail
- ► January
- I Hate Bullies
- Better Off Without You
- The House, Part Two.
- The House, Part One.
- The Catalogue of Loss
- The World's Fussiest Eater... At A Top Seafood Reaturant
- A Big Deal.
- 16
- The Not-Dead Bonsai. With Trains and Dinosaurs.
- Bonsai.
- Moving On is Letting Go
- Shit People Say To Mummy Bloggers
- How To Be A Personal Blogger... Without Getting Too Personal.
- Meet Lucy and Ethel
- You Don't Test A Miracle
- There's No Such Thing As Trauma.
- January 6th, 2012. Ashes.
- Do These Jellybeans Make My Blog Look Big?
- My Tony
- New Years, 2011.
- Jellybeans.
- When Baby Stars Grow Up.
- Christmas, 2011.
- ► December
- ► 2011
- ► December
- Retro RRSAHM- Vloggus Interruptus
- Retro RRSAHM- Lori Misplaces Something Very Important
- Retro RRSAHM- Who Reads This Stuff, Anyway?
- Retro RRSAHM- The Something.
- Retro RRSAHM- Lori Meets Abby Cabaddy
- The Story of Groucho Claus- A Xmas Carol. Part Two.
- The Story of Groucho Claus- A Xmas Carol. Part One.
- The Eye Of The Storm...?
- The Little Things
- The iGeneration
- Corporate Whoring, Part Two- Boobies.
- ConvoVlogged- What Do You Hate About HouseWork?
- Internet Dating 109- First Do No Harm.
- The Christmas Kitten
- Join the CIRKUS
- The Active Avoidance of Resenting My Kids
- An Onion Life.
- 1 +1 = 2
- And So This Is Christmas- Part Two
- And So This Is Christmas- Part One.
- The Feather Boa and the Steam Locomotive.
- Needy
- ► November
- Purple Happy Stuff- The Story Behind the Before
- The Christmas Cloth GiveAway
- Blogging Myself Back To Whole
- Internet Dating 108- Something Different
- Who Is Bunny?
- Internet Dating 107- Black Widow.
- What Lori Did, The Dragon and the Lizard
- Lady Moo
- The Bad Hair Vlog
- *Guest Post* Resilience 101 – How to fall, and get up again....
- The RRSAHM Guide To Healthy Living (Yes, Really)
- The Medium, Part Two
- The Medium, Part One
- Vagina
- Internet Dating 106- Why I Hate MasterChef
- The Whispering Body
- It Won't Happen To Me
- Heaven Scent
- Internet Dating 105- What Not To Do.
- Happy, Dumb Optimism
- Dirty, Dirty Smokers.
- 30
- ► October
- Vlogged- More Ink
- Everybody's Body Is Beautiful.
- Ink- Part Two.
- LoveStamps and Voodoo Dolls
- How Long Is Long Enough?
- HeavenSent
- I Am Too Tired To Think of a Tilte For This Post.
- Internet Dating 105- Just A Tiny Bit of Heartache
- Bounce, Bounce, Bounce.
- Internet Dating 104- The Other Kind of First Date
- Slide
- The Relief of Someone Dieing.
- Mr Anon.E.Mouse... and more Speak bands.
- Internet dating 103 - Sex.
- Vlogged: Ink
- Saying Stupid Things.
- Internet Dating 102- First Dates
- Won't Somebody Think of The Children?
- Wanted....
- The House In TinyTrainTown
- Internet Dating 101
- ► September
- SPEAK Bands Are In...!
- Small Miracles
- Lavender
- Just... F*ck It.
- Sometimes Single Parenting Sucks Arse
- What Would You Say, To A Ghost?
- There's Always Christmas.
- Ghosts
- Snake.
- Off The Grid
- The Things We Do For Our Kids...
- F*ckwits and Practical Kindness
- One Last Night in Paradise.
- Mentally Unhealthy.
- All This Stuff
- Lucky.
- Daydreams.
- The 'Yay For Spring' GiveAway
- ► August
- Falling Into Place
- The View On Religion, From The After- Part Two
- The View On Religion, From The After- Part One.
- Crowning.
- Reckless?
- Not OK.
- Not Speaking About Just Everything...
- Another New House In Paradise....
- RUOK- Part Two.
- Giant.
- The Dummies Guide to MindFrame.
- Not Easy Being Green
- Exhaustion.
- RUOK?
- Nanna Naps
- Possible Indicators That You Have PMS And Everyone Should Clear Out and Go To Hell
- Rememories.
- Brunching With a Tweet of Bloggers.
- F*ck.
- The Psychology of Phraseology
- Run, Run, As Fast As You Can....
- ► July
- Sedation
- Melbourne, Part Four- The Reason I'm Actually Here.
- Melbourne, Part Three- St Kilda.
- Melbourne, Part Two.... Shopping.
- Melbourne, Part One- That's A Cow.
- July 25th.
- So.... Who Won What?
- That's What Ghosts Are.
- Rope.
- Jeans and Stuff.
- Running Away Again.
- Washed Away.
- Tram-ampoline!!!!
- Secrets, Part Three- Anyone Want a Couple of Kids?
- The Big ThankYou GiveAway
- What's In A Name?
- Secrets, Part Two- Annoying Is Still Annoying.
- 181.
- Secret Widow Files, Part One- Sex.
- Guess What's Coming...?
- Sustainability
- LadyBugs.
- So Damn Cool I Need My Own Soundtrack.
- ► June
- Hanging... On...In....There.
- Nature, Nurture and The Memories In Between.
- Milk
- You, Me And The Rainbow
- Limbo.
- Vlogged- Ouch.
- Grieve Quietly.
- The Worst That's Been Said?
- Fishing.
- I Wish I Were You.
- In The Powder Room
- Food on the Un-Foodie Blog.
- AfterLife Shouldn't Be Stressful
- The House That Love Built.
- I Wish My Head Would Shut Up.
- What I Got, I've Paid For.
- Vlogging Raw
- Soul Cancer.
- Paying Respects.
- A Very Long Memory
- Noose Therapy
- ► May
- The Fetal Position
- I Don't Want To Die, But...
- TonyHead.
- Adulteress
- Fight or Flight
- The House Tucked In.
- Community
- Sleeping Like The Dead.
- Anxious.
- The Sweetest Thing.
- Harvest.
- I Hate HouseKeeping.
- Waking Sleeping Babies.
- Where To Go From Here.
- Mother's Day.
- Angry.
- Stuff I Think I Know For Sure.
- Goshdarn Neural Pathways.
- ► April
- Welcome To My Head.
- Next Time.
- Small Talk
- And Another Photo Post From Paradise...
- A Photo Post From Paradise...
- Sex.
- Vlogged- Dermal Piercings.
- Disturbia.
- The Simple Life
- The Grief of a Child.
- Solitude
- FootPrints In The Sand
- Riding The Sympathy Train.
- The Washing Fairy
- The Quiet Room.
- At My Weakest.
- Welcome To Paradise- the Vlog Edition.
- Newborn- The Things I Wish I'd Known.
- Liar.
- My Babies.
- What-If-I....
- Welcome to Paradise
- All Bets Are Off
- ► March
- ► February
- ► January
- Wrong.
- The Man
- Ugly.
- Words
- There is no shame in writing.
- One Day At A Time
- Trauma.
- Speak.
- Reality.
- Fuck.
- Today.
- Tomorrow
- Dorothy The Dinosaur is Evil (Still).
- Thankyou
- Update.
- I need your prayers.
- The Anti-Fashionista
- The Not-Infected New Piercing In My Head.
- Mind Your Language.
- The Andy Lee Sympathy Association
- Cute Enough To Pop.
- ► December
- ► 2010
- ► December
- FlogYoBlog Friday- The Very Last Edition for 2010.
- Pain
- Lori vs Man vs Wild
- Guest Post- I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today.
- It's Just That Time Of Year.
- No FlogYoBlog today- gratuitous cute photos of my kids instead!
- The Twelve Days of the Purple House Christmas. Or Something.
- The view from here on religion.
- BreadHead
- All I Want For Christmas....
- FlogYoBlog Friday- The Not Quite XMas Edition.
- The Bump's Bumpy Seal of Approval.
- Guest Post- A Bottle of Vodka For the Swimming Teacher?
- Glamour(not).
- What's Inside the Crappy Xmas Present?
- Introducing... Lilly Pilly the Clown
- 'Tis The Season To Be Blog Flogging.
- The Tragic Afflication of Trike Envy
- Kristin.
- Mummy?
- A is for Total Awesomeness.
- FlogYoBlog- The "Holy Claus, it's Xmas!" Edition!
- The Department of Fairy Trading.
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane..? No, it's Emma's Brain!!
- ► November
- Lost and Found: One Pair of Shoes, Missing Owner.
- Vloggus Interruptus.
- FlogYoBlog Friday*.
- I Speak Geek. But Not Fluently
- I Can't F*cking Shut Up Wednesday. With Words And Stuff.
- Breastfed.
- A Test Post For the Stupid Posessed Commenting System
- Give me CommentLuv. It's What *Totally* Awesome People Do.
- Come Flog With Me, Let's Flog, Let's Flog Away....
- Introducing- Mrs Winterpepper's ManFriend!
- Mr Fix-It and the thing that buzzes.
- Welcome to.... Poo Poo Island
- Vlogging: Baby, It's 2am. I Must Be Crazy.
- "Why, darling, that's called lubricant!"
- FlogYoBlog Friday- The Fairytale Edition
- Motherhood and the Eternally Open Toilet Door.
- Whaddayaknow, Joe?
- "Who Reads This Stuff, Anyway?"
- If Handy Manny Were A Real Live Person...
- Medicated.
- FlogYoBlog Friday- This is the blog your blog could smell like.
- A Guest Post From A Mate of Mine Who Is Totally Off Her Tree.
- The Vegemite Vlog
- A Very Westfield Christmas to You!
- ► October
- The One Where Karma Bites Me
- A scary, creepy FlogYoBlog Friday!!
- The Return of Mrs Winterpepper.
- Strange and Unusual Punishment for Small Children.
- Guest Post-- From Career Girl To Baking Queen
- Mummy Blogging 101- Corporate Whorism.
- Happy Flogging UnFriday!
- Get Vloggy Wit' It.
- Epic Quit Smoking Fail. Or why Lori sucks.
- "It's Getting Hot In Here..."
- I Took A Gun To School. (Really. I know. How freaking stupid).
- It's BlogFlogging Day!!
- A woefully inadequate book review- by a 'special' guest poster!!
- I Can't F*cking Shut Up Wednesday. In My Undies.
- The BabySitting Equation.
- Good Things Come in Small Packages.
- Flogging 101- The First Time Floggers Edition.
- Pregnant. (No, not me.)
- I Can't F*cking Shut Up Wednesday.
- Dudes Reading Books and Eating CupCakes
- A Post To Make You Go "Aww!"
- I've run out funny titles- it's FlogYoBlog Friday!!
- ► September
- My name is Lori, and I'm a Dirty Smoker.
- Bath Time at the Purple House
- All hail the Dreaded Mummy Bloggers.
- The Dark Birth
- Roll up, roll up, it's FlogYoBlog Friday!!
- I Believe In Fairies
- Bad Parenting in the Purple House.
- The Quissential Parenting Experience
- The Business of Backyard Birthing
- What the hell is that? It's FYBF!!
- Let's Play "What The Hell Is That?!"
- Three Cheers For Mrs Woog!!
- Stumbling Along
- The Tribal Wives- Yummy Mummies in the Leafy Sydney 'Burbs
- Nine Lashes.... it's FlogYoBlog Friday.
- Collecting Dust.....
- Stuff That Collects Dust
- Form & Function?
- iCheerful In Spite Of Myself
- FlogYoBlog and Feel'EmUp.
- The Bake Fail
- Sydney Traffic's A Bitch.
- ► August
- Down To Earth
- The Second Child
- FlogYoBlog Friday and What Lori Did To Her New Car.
- Shiny Random Housekeeping Stuff.
- The Man Next Door.
- I Don't Do Wine.
- Kidspot's Top 50- Blog Your Way To Dunk Island
- FlogYoBlog Friday- The Karma Edition.
- The Black Dog.
- It's time to leave the island... Lori
- Guest post- My Heafy
- Flowers Make Me Happy
- Flog Yo Blog Black Friday
- My Anonymous Form Spring Admirer
- So, you wanna know what's painful...?
- I Love Lucy
- Fridays are a great day for flogging.
- Aussie Mummy Blogger Blog Carnival- The Best of July
- What's Your Favorite Time of Day?
- Operation: Dummy Drop. Epic Fail.
- Me and Lady B
- ► July
- For Whom The Blog Tolls
- A whip crackin', blog floggin' Friday.
- My Dodie Boy.
- Accidental Magic
- Blogging Tips- From the FormSpring
- Let's Play Dress Ups!!
- Happy Anniversay, Man- Before and after shots of a year's worth of married life.
- Come Flog With Me.
- The Rules Of Modern HouseWife Ettiquette
- Playing Games at Sarah's Place
- That's So Magic!- The One Where Lori Meets Abby Cadabby!!
- So. What don't you know about me already?
- We Dance.
- The Greatest Show on Earth....
- Another one of those annoying posts...
- Shopping Centre Rides Are The Devil Incarnate
- What's With The Narky? (A Hippy Love and Peace Post)
- The Weilder of Magic Sticky Tape.
- Purple House Garage sale.
- Has anyone seen my Cleaning Fairy?
- iSinging in the Rain.
- Shameless Self Promotion
- A Post About Periods, Sexuality and Womanhood. Read at your own risk.
- And the winner is....
- 50 Things I Almost Did a '50 things' List About
- PINT- The Bad Joke Edition.
- Held Hostage In My Home By Two Small People.
- Just Me, and my tattoo.
- Things I just do not get....
- Lori Misplaces Something Very Important (and it's not her passport or her virginity)
- You did it how many times???
- ► June
- Steamy Windows
- Post It Notes To Pimp My GiveAway
- The Crappest GiveAway Ever (really, this time)
- Sunday, Just Me.
- It happens on Monday.
- On Twitter Like Crack.
- There's A Bear In There....
- Selfish Mothering.
- The Minimum Code of HouseKeeping Conduct.
- Tired, Cranky Post It Notes.
- Respect my Authoritile.
- The Not-An-iPhone Review.
- Chocolate Covered Potato Chips
- The Big Dream Bucket List
- The place where I grew up.
- Positions Vacant in the Purple House.
- i(Still)Jealous
- 5ive Things I Hate About You.
- I gots a new phone! Hold your breath, wait for it.....
- I'm Not Afraid of Poo.
- Aw, for me? You shouldn't have...
- Dogs are better than chocolate-The Pedigree Adoption Drive.
- The First Love.
- Seven Things That P*ss Me Off. On Post It's.
- iJealous
- Lori Gets All Crafty-Like.
- Let's Talk About S.....E......X......
- I gots me a big, big problem..
- What Kind of Mummy Did You Plan To Be?
- I'm not sure if this is a compliment...
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I live about 10 minutes away from Melbourne airport – if I had any flares (damn me not being a soccer fan!) I would set one off so you would know you were driving in the right direction! Have fun at Blogopolis – wish I was going so I could say hi (with about 300 others!)
Cheers, Skye
You would have probably passed by my place on your way to the airport.
Welcome anyway.
Ditto to driving on the wet tram tracks. Hook turns used to freak me out until I figured them out properly – you're just getting in front of the traffic going across the intersection (left to right), so that when the lights go red you get to go first, hopefully before THEIR traffic lights go green, LOL.
Now I don't even know if that makes sense. Anyway, they are only in the CBD. You can always keep going left.
Narre to the airport should be an hour drive. Not so bad really. I'm 20 mins sideways from there, in the Dandenong Ranges. Will be pottering about Brunswick St with my adelaide friend tomorrow before the blogopolis drinks thingy! I love pottering about in Melbourne, I hope you enjoy it! Fun!
You know, the other day, when you showed us the crocs, I really thought they might be the worst thing.ever.
But I was mistaken. The where's Wally pants. Oh Lori.
Only you could (barely, but not quite) get away with that!
Enjoy Melbourne.
Sounds like you had a super fun shopping day! Cool! I love your pretty phone cover!
I have two teenage daughters,you talk slow!
always puts a smile on your face to hear someone from out of town talk of melbourne. good to see you had a great time shopping, you must have been out all day to get to all those places.
oh and i've been following your blog for a LONG time and never commented before… it takes you doing a shopping trip in Melbourne for me to comment
hehe
hahaha did you realise you didn't actually slow down after saying that?! LOL nice try tho
Keep enjoying yourself and buying more goodies!!
Hope you find some other groovy little store that you don't usually find elsewhere besides Melbs.
You seem real happy atm, great to see Lori!!
You know, I'm from Georgia, the one in the southern United States where we talk real slow and say y'all a lot. I don't have any trouble understanding you, and I swear I'm about as far from Australian as you can get.
I love the green HEADBAND best! It's flattering on you!
I used to have a black note book with a silver pen. It was my dream diary. Glad you're having a good time. I understand your accent, I'm a Brit living in America.
P.S.: I used to a set of black stationery and different colored bright pens, but the silver one was my favorite. I LOVED writing letters, but everyone complained that the ink was too difficult to see on the black paper, so I quit writing and instead emailing. Now people say, "I miss your letters…" Sorry, you shouldn't have complained… *LOL*
I LOVE your videos, and I don't have a hard time understanding you, and your Dr. Suess pants are kind of awesome.
Glad to see a beautiful smile on your face Lori, hope the rest of the trip is as much fun and brings you much joy!
Teacher says, every time a pair of Crocs are bought an angel dies.
I love it. The hook turns aren't that bad. But skidding on the tram tracks when it's raining: now that's terrifying!
Have a wonderful time in my home town. Love those Dr Suess/Where's Wally pants. Rock!
Whoa, leave yourself plenty of time for that trip, as Narre Warren is about as far from the airport as you can get! Yikes! And you wont need to do a hook turn on your way, so don't worry
I've lived in Melbourne all my life and my inlaws who live in rural Victoria are still terrified of hook turns and driving with trams (or the big scary green things as they call them!) but you really only need to do hook turns in the CBD and where we live, we don't go near too many trams! Basic rule of thumb, if they stop, you stop! (So you don't run over the people getting off!)
And enjoy our shops. You'll love getting lost in our laneways when you get in to the CBD.
xo
Live it up, Mama
Enjoy every minute! You deserve it 
Hook turns freak me out too – I've lived in Melbourne my whole life and have never done one.
Sounds like a fun day shopping!
bummer i must have just missed you at chaddy:-P I was there today hun! oh well see you Friday & saturday
Glad you had fun shopping!
Hey Lori! I live in Narre Warren. Lol!
Those pants are awesome.
Sorry but the crocs aren't. I don't care how warm they are uggies look way better and they're warm too.
I love black paper. I have a junk journal with black paper and a a white pen as well as a funky pen to write in it. So awesome.
hey you! enjoy yourself and be sure to spoil yourself rotten!!
and what's wrong with those non aussies who can't understand you?
Ha ha ha! You look and sound great, Lori. This vlog actually kinda sorta reminds me of the time me and my two best girlfriends took a shopping trip south of the border to Buffalo… it was a blast! Also? I'm Canadian (i.e. not Aussie) and I have never, not once, had a problem understanding you in your vlogs. Anyways, have a great time, live it up, treat yourself. You deserve it. HUG!! PS: Have no freaking clue what a hook turn is, but do be careful on the road.
Crocs make baby Jesus cry