Hip hip hooray!!
We all know Mrs Woog, right? Sure we do. She makes the most of the mundane every day over at Woogsworld. She has a thing for high fashion, vodka, ballet flats, and has somehow coerced her husband into bringing her a cup of tea in bed every morning. I get the distinct impression she must be really good in bed. She is funny as all get out, has a remarkable flair for blogging, a severe distaste for Tupperware, and I am just dieing to know what she looks like.
Anyhoo. Being the marketing genius that she is, she sent me a t-shirt. Because I am an idiot. It’s not entirely my fault. Who can honestly say that, at first glance, this post doesn’t make it look like she’s giving away a holiday to Thailand…?
Whatever. I love being stupid, it gets me free stuff.
And here is I, modeling my free stuff*. I’m doing my best sexy trout pout pose here. I know, it’s hot. I’ll tell the Man you said so. Because he looked at me and went “What the f*ck are you doing?”
“I’m being sexy. Show me the photo…. that’s useless. You can’t see the logo. And turn the flash off. I look shiny.”
“What the hell is that? Now you can’t see my head. And it’s all blurry. You’re really not very good at this, are you…?”
“Hurry up and take the damn….. argh!”
“What the f*ck did you do that for? I wasn’t ready!! OK, take one from the back. But get my head in it.”
Man: “Turn you head around further.”
“Do I look like a freaking Barbie doll? My head only goes so far.”
And that’s probably the best shot we got. The Man is f*cking hopeless muchly crap at taking photos useless at following directions probably not reading this anyway very helpful. Thank you, Man.
Oh, and speaking of her Royal Woogness, guess who’s quitting smoking, with me, on October 9th…? Oh yes. Just as soon as she returns from her seven nights in Phuket that she is keeping for herself instead of giving away (selfish bitch), Mrs Woog and I are getting narky, cranky, stabby and nicotine-free together. Stay tuned.
*Please excuse the hair. It’s the result of a home dye job gone wrong. When the hairdye box says “Dark chocolate brown”, do not believe it. It actually means skanky two-tone almost-but-not-quite-black. OK? OK. You have been warned.
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Awesome freebie Lori and I totally can see your sexy pout! It's time to eBay a tripod and remote Lori! The mans camera skills havd gotta bd retired!
. Great post 
Ok, I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but you and The Man *probably* shouldn't give up your day jobs to go in to the modelling business. Ya hear what I'm sayin'?
Having said that: you are hot.
Brilliant. Love the scorethroughs!
Cxx
Awesome! I gotta bunch of post-it's from Sawhole. I think I'm going to stick them all over my body and take a picture of that.
Oh, and Woog gets coffee delivered to her in bed, not tea.
Sheesh!! I should get my own t-shirt for knowing that bit of Woog trivia.
Very artistic shots. Natch! Hehe.
OOhhh I didn't realise you were just as funny as Mrs Woog!! The good news is, I stumbled across your blog today. The bad news is, I also have a useless photographing husband…
You're going to hate me for this, but that first photo doesn't look anything like you, it looks more like a certain Aussie in a gaol in Indonesia…
*ahem* nothing to see here.
I have one of those husbands who are freaking useless at taking photos too.
I'm with you on the hair dye thing,I attempted mine and had to make a beeline for the hairdresser to fix the mess I made Lol.
nice freebie – I can't help but think I should go and check out Kim at allconsuming though
Shirt looks fab!
And don't worry about your hair! I am living with a home dye job gone wrong too!
I ruined my blonde hair and now it just looks feral and pooey! ha ha
x
Cool t-shirt! Cute photos!
Lori – that was the smallest size we have! and it is swimming on you. grrrrrrrrr
Love you
Mrs Woog
xo
Mrs Woog and Lori are my gurus.
I got one too! But my boobs are way bigger than yours so instead of saying Woogsworld mine says W o o g s w o r l d
Awesomeeee!
Manchild is another one of the "What the f*ck are you doing?" approach. I just tell him that he doesn't understand art! Hahahaha
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Oh! and congrats on the decision to quit smoking. Good luck.
I'm impressed! lol