The Coolest Toy I’ve Ever Seen.

by Lori Dwyer on December 17, 2012 · 8 comments

As we’ve discussed many times before, my kids have a thing for trains. Steam trains, in particular.

I consider it some kind of karmic punishment. I hated Thomas as a kid, probably only because my younger brother adored it. The old–school Thomas theme (before words and personalities and whatnot) carries with an unpleasant undertone of cranky sibling nostalgia. Even with that in mind, I’m still slightly suspicious of the Thomas and Friends revamp. With words in the theme song, and trains that have animated faces and each their own individual voices.

And, because I am old, I just really miss Ringo Starr.

Whatever. TV show and merchandise being mostly unrelated, anyway, I held no preconceived grudges against the Fisher Price Thomas Speed n Steam that was delivered to the TinyTrainHouse last weekend. And I’m grateful for that. Because when I say this is the coolest toy I have ever seen in my whole life, you might believe me.

And I mean that- really. This Thomas is truly awesome– everything you hated about remote controlled toys for little ones, Fisher Price has already thought of. And they’ve fixed it.

There’s no annoying, thin metal antennae to snap, bend and render the toy useless. Secondly, the controls are so, so simple. The green arrow goes forward. The blue button changes ’modes’, but only requires one press on it to make Thomas get all piston–happy and shoot off across the floor. The yellow arrow is, technically, ’reverse’– but not. The most frustrating thing for a three year old is attempting to manipulate an RC toy when the concept of a three point turn is many teenaged years away from them. So Thomas doesn’t just reverse, he also spins himself around, so he’s facing back the way he came from. Or any other other direction you like, really– he just keeps doing 360′s until you take your finger off the button.

So ridiculously simple. So damn ingenious.

Thomas Steam n Speed also, as his implies, blows real steam– but cool steam, not hot steam–from his smoke stack. Say what you will about children and imagination and so forth, I do, even from my fantastic plastic standpoint over here, totally get what you’re saying. But the reason Thomas is so very cool is that he’s a steam train. And, unless you happen to live in the TinyTrainTown, you just don’t see them all that often. Filling up his tiny water tank seems to last a very long time, even with only ten ml’s of water in it; and is super easy thanks to the little plastic dropper provided which actually tucks into a compartment underneath Thomas, so it won’t get lost in that draw of batteries, phone cords, paper clips, pens and other junk that I know you have somewhere at home. Because everyone has one. I call it the Basket of Doom. Speaking of, Thomas takes four AA batteries… consider yourself forewarned, and therefore forearmed.

Anyway. The Thomas Speed n Steam is, completely honestly, one of the most awesome battery–powered toys for little kids that I’ve monopolised away from my children. And, of course, the Chop and the Bump love it, too– I can tell by the way they are prepared to fight one another to the death for possession of the remote control.

So this one gets an extraordinary five out five jellybeans on the RRSAHM Ranking Stuff Scale. Well done, Thomas, well done. Cinders and ashes, indeed.

So you can buy your very own Thomas Speed n Speed, I’ve got a $100 Toys’R’Us voucher up for grabs. Fill in the form below and tell me- do you groove on the new, animated Thomas; or are you more of a traditionalist Thomas fan? 
25 words or less-ish, please, and Australian residents only (again, I know, I know…). This one opens Monday 17th November and closes midnight Wednesday 19th Novemeber AEST. You can find the T’s and C’s right here.

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Liza @ Life with 3 under 3 December 17, 2012 at 11:11 pm

3 Thomas fans in the house, 5 if you include Hubby and I but any gimmick, show, toy or otherwise that can hold the interest of 3 under 3 has my vote, all the freaking way. I remember Thomas of old and must say that whilst Ringo was good, Pierce makes it *ahem* a little bit saucy for the mums…. or is it just me??


Claire December 17, 2012 at 9:39 pm

What a cool toy! I love the 'spin around' function'!


Anonymous December 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm

*cough* DECEMBER *cough*
I think you may mean its open from 17th – 19th December :-)



Tam Tam December 17, 2012 at 8:54 am

As much as I miss old Thomas I like the new one more, each train has their own personality and is more engaging for younger children than the old one.

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Reply December 17, 2012 at 8:15 am

I have not watched Thomas The Tank Engine for years and I am actually completely gutted that Ringo Starr isn't the voice of…well everyone any more. Is it even Thomas without him? Bah!


Lisa B. December 17, 2012 at 11:02 am

I'm a Ringo fan, but this reminded me of an interview someone did with John Lennon in the 60's, they asked John if he thought Ringo was the best drummer in the world. John replied, in that Liverpudlian accent "Best drummer in the world?! He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles!"

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